misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said
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Oh god I feel this so hard
OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS
I’ve never even SEEN Monk. I don’t own ANY of those boxed sets.
And that is bothering the ever loving fuck out of me.
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Like… the sauce part, or was there an actual bean in your eye? Either way that sounds uncomfortable.
So I’m just going to say…
No, those photos never should have been leaked.
No, I’m not going to blame these women for taking pictures of themselves, on their phones, for their personal use. What they do with their bodies is their business.
No, I’m not going to deny looking. I support women’s rights. I want everyone to be equal. But, I’m far from perfect. Obviously I enjoyed seeing Jennifer Lawrence naked, but Hell - I looked at Justin Verlander’s dick, too. Because I couldn’t just not look. Dick isn’t my genital of choice, so it was a, “Yep - that’s a Cy Young winner’s dong…” kind of moment.
No, I’m not going to deny laughing at the gif of the characters on Big Bang Theory supposedly beating off. It’s funny in context (which is shocking, since I thought that show was where humor went to die).
No, I’m not going to post any of the leaked nudes, though I did reblog that one post with some of the non-nude Jennifer Lawrence photos. The only people with the right to post these pictures are the people who took them.
Yes, I am a pissed that Justin Verlander’s dick isn’t getting nearly enough attention in all of this. The women involved are going to be shamed and berated, and at worst people are going to make jokes about Verlander. Most likely he’ll be forgotten in a few weeks (in much the same way nobody mentions those dick pics Brett Farve sent to that woman). If people are going to give crap to anyone, they should give crap to everyone. I for one won’t be giving crap to anyone.
Shaming people for being naked is one of the most ridiculous things anyone can do. Fucking stop it. Instead, shame the writers of every sitcom on CBS so that maybe they’ll write something funny.
The internet today, in light of the massive nude photo leak.
LeBron James just ate a hot dog, but forgot the mustard.
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Johnny Manziel is on the bench. Michael Sam was cut. Basketball season hasn’t started yet.
It’s a wonder ESPN even has anything to talk about.
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Last week I got a phone call from a woman soliciting for the “Pro-life Campaign.” She got as far into her prepared speech as telling me that they’re an organization which supports the rights of the unborn. That’s when I cut her off, told her to never call my home again, and if I ever saw that number on my caller ID again I’d be alerting the authorities.
Nothing from them since.
If not for the heat of the moment, I probably would have told her that I’m neither pro-life, nor pro-choice - I’m pro-abortion. I think we need more of them. That there should be an abortion clinic on every corner.
Just get more and more outlandish until she either started praying for my soul right there on the phone, or hung up on me.